A FOX invited a Crane to supper and provided nothing for hisentertainment but some soup made of puls

A FOX invited a Crane to supper and provided nothing for hisentertainment but some soup made of pulse, which was poured outinto a broad flat stone dish. The soup fell out of the long billof the Crane at every mouthful, and his vexation at not beingable to eat afforded the Fox much amusement. The Crane, in histurn, asked the Fox to sup with him, and set before her a flagonwith a long narrow mouth, so that he could easily insert his neckand enjoy its contents at his leisure. The Fox, unable even totaste it, met with a fitting requital, after the fashion of herown hospitality.

One day a poor old lady found a dollar and with that dollar she bought a lottery ticket

One day a poor old lady found a dollar and with that dollar she bought a lottery ticket. She won the lottery! She bought a house and a dog. She said to herself, "What should I name my house?" And she looked around and she saw a guy mooning her so she decided to name her house "Butt" Then she needed a name for her dog. So she looked around and saw a crack house so she named her dog "Crack". One day about a month later she woke up and couldn't find her dog. She looked all over the house and she couldn't find it anywhere! So finally she called the cops and said, "Police please help me I've looked all over my Butt but I can't find my Crack!"